How to Use Banks to Get Around the Cash Dilemma

Cash gifts in large amounts are of no use to the morally grey person if he can’t spend it without getting caught. Wily people on the take (eg. politicians, government officials, corporate employees, lawyers, judges etc) can get around the tainted cash dilemma by taking out loans and getting their gift bearers to repay them as part of their deal.

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(1) The morally grey person and the gift bearer agree on the deal and the amount.

(2) The morally grey person then goes to the bank and gets a loan based on his salary, networth and creditworthiness.

(3) When the loan is approved and all the proper documentation are in place the morally grey person can then legitimately splurge on big ticket items like a house, car, yacht etc.

(4) The monthly installments are deducted from his salary so the source of his splurges are legitimately on record for the public to view. The gift bearer then repays the morally grey person the monthly installments in cash. And so long as no one squeals everything will look legitimate.